Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Toby Is Gross

These don't rhyme much, but when you get to use the word gross so much, who cares?  Sing to the tune of Three Blind Mice:

Toby is gross
Toby is gross
Toby is gross
Toby is gross
He's a big, stinking, and hairy brown oaf
His fur gets stuck all over the place
But we love him anyway
Toby is gross

And then, because she said, JINX GROSS:

Jinx is gross
Jinx is gross
Jinx is gross
Jinx is gross
He chews his tail and it gets all sticky
He's a crazy and mean and grumpy kitty
But we love him 'cause he's so pretty
Jinx is gross

And then, because she said, MOMMY GROSS:

Mommy is gross
Mommy is gross
Mommy is gross
Mommy is gross
She blows her nose all day and night
She leaves her tissues all over the place
She doesn't even wash her face
Mommy is gross

And then, because she said, SAMMY GROSS:

Samantha is gross
Samantha is gross
Samantha is gross
Samantha is gross
She makes a lot of pee and poo
She leave them in her diapers
When will she learn to use the potty?
Sammy is gross

And then, because she said, DADDY GROSS:

Daddy is gross
Daddy is gross
Daddy is gross
Daddy is gross
He doesn't always take a shower
He sometimes doesn't shave his face
He gets really stinky 'cause he is a boy
Daddy is gross

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