A few of Sammy's latest funny quotes:
[Seeing a fat man at Target]: MOMMY, LOOK! THAT'S A BIG BELLY! BIG BELLY, MOMMY! BIG BELLY BIG BELLY BIG BELLY!
[Inspired by the song "Fast Monkey," which tells of someone who is faster than a fast monkey, slower than a slow monkey, louder than a loud monkey, etc.]: I'M MADDER THAN A MAD MONKEY!
I HAVE A SWEET TOOTH BUT IT FELL OUT AND NOW I'LL NEVER FIND IT AGAIN.