Tuesday, September 14, 2010

A Little Thing

Saleslady at the music store:    Hello.
Samantha:    HI.  DO YOU HAVE A PET?
Lady:    Yes, I have a cat.  Do you have a pet?
Samantha:    YES.
Lady:    What kind of pet do you have?
Samantha:    TOBY.
Lady [to me]:    What did she say?
Me:    She said "Toby," which is our pet's name.  Sam, can you tell the lady what kind of animal Toby is?
Samantha:    HE'S...HE'S...HE'S...HE'S A BIG BROWN OAF.

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