Me: Sammy, where do you want your tattoo?
Sammy: ON MY HAND.
Me [teasing]: On your arm?
Me: On your leg?
Me: On your belly?
Me: On your butt?
Sammy [in an exasperated tone, as if I were a dimwit]: NO, MOMMY, BECAUSE I COULDN'T SEE IT THERE.
I love that she's concerned with what she can see, and not what others can!