Friday, March 12, 2010

A Little Thing

This level of perceptiveness is what all adults should aspire to, and I gave Sammy due credit for the observation:

LOOK, MOMMY!  A PENIS!

That's not a penis, it's your vagina.  Boys have penises, girls have vaginas, remember?

BUT MOMMY, LOOK!  LOOK HERE.  IT'S A PENIS.

Oh, I see.  That's called your clitoris.  It's not a penis.  It's part of your vagina and it's called a clitoris.

IT'S A PENIS.

No, it's really not.

IT'S A PRETEND PENIS.

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