- MOMMY, I WAS JUST OUTSIDE WITH MY BOY, MY BOY, MY BOY, MY BOYFRIEND.
 
- What happy things are you going to think about when you are going to sleep tonight, Sammy?
 - I'M GOING TO THINK ABOUT PARALLELOGRAM, RHOMBUS, AND PANDA BEAR BUTTS.
 
- I'm sorry, Sammy, I was wrong about that.
 - WHY?
 - I made a mistake.
 - JUST LIKE DADDY.
 
I wish I had thought of panda bear butts to help me sleep all this week!
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