Forgive me, Internet, for I have sinned. It has been 185 days since my last confession.
I watch too much TV.
From Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, I learned to use wet toilet paper to wipe up the dusty hairy gunk from the bathroom counter before using a cleaning product.
From The Newleywed Game, I learned to use pubic hair to lather up soap in the shower.
From the The Man Show, I learned to throw dry garments in the dryer with a wet towel to steam out the wrinkles.
At least you can say that you learned these handy tips from a blog. I, however, am off to say 5 Hail Hiro's and 4 Our Father Who Art in Prison's.
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