Me: What do you want to be when you grow up, Sammy?
Sam: A BABY.
Sam: MOMMY, WHY YOU GIVE THE GUM TO DADDY?
Me: Because it's daddy's gum, so I gave it back to him.
Sam: YOU CAN'T KEEP THE GUM BECAUSE IT'S DADDY'S PROPERTY.
Sam: MOMMY, I'LL PET JINX AND YOU PET DADDY.