Cats and Dogs

MOMMY. TELL JIJI-BABY STORY!

Once upon a time, there was a little kitty cat.  He didn't even have a name.  He lived in a cattery with many other cats.  His brothers and sisters all got sick, so they took him away from his mommy.  He was sad.  They put him with a new mommy who gave him milk, but he still missed his real mommy and his brothers and sisters.  Then, one day, a man and a woman came into the cattery.  The kitty smelled them.  [sniff]  They smelled good.  He wanted to go home with them.  The man sat on the bed and the kitty jumped up on the bed and bit him on the butt.  The man said, "I like this one. Let's bring him home."  The woman said, "Ok, if you insist."  They brought him home and named him...[dramatic pause]...Jinx!

MOMMY. TELL TOBY STORY!

Once upon a time there was a brown puppy dog.  He was left on the side of the road, but at least he had his brothers and sisters with him.  They were scared, but a lady came and picked them up and brought them to her home, which she called, "The Rescue."  She named them all.  The brown puppy was named Spencer.  One day, a family took Spencer to their home, and changed his name to Buddy.  Spencer especially liked the little boy, but every time he went near him, the boy would sneeze and cough.  The daddy said that the boy was allergic to Buddy and they would have to take him back to The Rescue.  Buddy was very sad.  At The Rescue, the lady changed his name back to Spencer.  He was confused.  Then, one day, a man and a woman came to The Rescue.  Spencer smelled them. [sniff]  They smelled good.  He wanted to go home with them.  He jumped out of The Rescue lady's arms and ran to the woman, who picked him up and kissed him.  The man said, "He loves you."  The woman said, "Let's bring him home."  The man said, "Ok, if you insist."  They brought him home and named him...[dramatic pause]...Toby!

MOMMY. TELL MOMMY DADDY STORY.

I'll tell you that one when you are older.