It's a Matter of Taste

Adam, yelling at the dog:  "Toby, get away from Jinx's litter box!  That is not a food depository."

Me:  "You mean repository.  In fact, it really is a food depository of sorts."

Adam:  "Yeah, right.  Toby, get away from that box!  That is not manna from heaven.  If you eat it, you'll make Jinx even more certain he is a god."